700 Stripper Names

Across Two Continents men have united to catalogue the finest stripper names upon God's good Earth. Each member adds one name each day until the 700 mark is reached. (Please note that no whores/strippers were used in the creating of this list)

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Number 646

Felicity, the Fecal Phenom 

Number 645

Rory Cockenstock 

Number 644

Cleatus Cluck, Cob Husker Extraordinaire 

Number 643

Moby Cock 

Number 642

Clubsy Waggington 

Number 641

Benjamin Bitemyass 

Number 640

Housewart 

Number 639

Frenchie, the German Prostitute 

Number 638

The Rubber Maid 

Number 637

Peter, the Archbishop of Sex 

Number 636

Pope Gregory, the Italian Sausage 

Number 635

Isaac, the Woman Hater 

Number 634

Sweatbag, the Perspirific

Number 633

Dudley the Mountee 

Number 632

Raunchy Ralph and his Cleavage 

Number 631

Buggered Brad, the Bent 

Number 630

Prince Albert, the Penis Impaler 

Number 629

Ron Sexsmith

Number 628

Maurice, the Ostrich-Sized 

Number 627

Maurine, the Ostracized 

Number 626

Johnson & Johnson, the Lathered Brothers 

Number 625

Farting Jarrod 

Number 624

Johnson Controls 

Number 623

Amos 'the Anus' Angus 

Number 622

Chun Lien, the Aged Asian 

Number 621

Stinky, Stinky Tim, the Unbathed 

Number 620

Vince the Virgin 

Number 619

Agenital Jones

Number 618

Genital Jones 

Number 617

Topsy Turvey Tim, the Inner Ear Impaired 

Number 616

The Cow Skinner 

Number 615

The Tampa Bay F*ckaneers 

Number 614

M'tembe the Well Endowed 

Number 613

Palio and his Purple Wand 

Number 612

Peter Pilloweater 

Number 611

Dick the Chick 

Number 610

Bappy 

Number 609

Dick 'the New Ass' Thomas 

Number 608

Forceful Jackson, the Crotch Desirer 

Number 607

Fappin' Frank, the Self-Absorbed 

Number 606

Casket Raper, the Necrophile 

Number 605

Tag-Team Tucker  

Number 604

Asscrack the Enterable 

Number 603

Tammy Cuspabust 

Number 602

Premature Ejaculation Eddie, the Unhireable 

Number 601

Dr. Seducto 

Number 600

Princess Peachfuzz 

Number 599

Tijuana Terry 

Number 598

Skinless Aji 

Number 597

Third Degree Jack, the Burn Victim 

Number 596

Chester, the Clothes Taker-Offer 

Number 595

Primsy Bumpkins 

Number 594

Backwards Cecilia and Her Saggy Shoulder Blades 

Number 593

Convoluted Carla, the Incredibly Confusing 

Number 593

Penisless Jerry 

Number 592

Tex Holdenem 

Number 591

Randall 'the Scandall' Buttsecks

Number 590

Recapitulating Randy, the Dog Raper 

Number 589

David Coppafeel

Number 588

Flaccid Franzibald 

Number 587

Brother Salmon, the Hickey Giver 

Number 586

Odorous Allison 

Number 585

Plucky McSexumup 

Number 584

Long, Hard Sally

Number 583

Swallowing Ivan, the Stag

Number 582

Orificeless Jim 

Number 581

Piccolo Ignacious 

Number 580

Mustache Sally 

Number 579

Danny the Dumbwaiter and his Vertically Active Nuts  

Number 578

The Seventeen Widowed Wives of Count Luscious

Number 577

Flux Delux 

Number 576

Arphaxad, the Shittite 

Number 575

Homophobic Karl, the Bolshevik 

Number 574

Scrote 'the Goat' Guffman 

Number 573

Knotted Nick  

Number 572

Sildenifil James, the Erectily Dysfunctioned

Number 571

Dick the Doffer 

Number 570

Ashamed Gertrude, the Excessively Modest  

Number 569

Barefoot Steve, the Glasswalker 

Number 568

The Urinist 

Number 567

Rod 'the Todd' Girleyes 

Number 566

Todd 'the Rod' Squirreleyes 

Number 565

'Tits 

Number 564

The North Pole 

Number 563

Strippin' Joe Smith and his Army of Wives 

Number 562

Pennywhistle Paddy, the Long and Cheap 

Number 561

Slinky 

Number 561

Chilly Vanilla Johnson 

Number 560

Nerdy Sam, the Joystick Wielder 

Number 559

Bondage Pete, the Hogtied 

Number 558

Henry Poopdeck, the Sailor
 

Number 557

Helga Von Tittendorf

Number 556

Philocteaties 

Number 555

Tiberius Clarkgableson, the Drunk Monk Stripper