700 Stripper Names

Across Two Continents men have united to catalogue the finest stripper names upon God's good Earth. Each member adds one name each day until the 700 mark is reached. (Please note that no whores/strippers were used in the creating of this list)

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Number 545

Tim Allen is "The Shagging Dog"

Number 544

Mick Shagger

Number 543

General Turgidson

Number 542

Free Willy

Number 541

Sweet Sammy, the Whip Cream Model

Number 540

Pin Ball Pete

Number 539

Chilly Nipperson the Glass Cutter

Number 538

La Fiesta Mexicana

Number 537

50 cent (per night)

Number 536

Cheap Trick

Number 535

Bruce Willys

Number 534

Asshanti

Number 533

Flea and His Red Hot Chili Pepper

Number 532

Ian and his Magical Tongue

Number 531

Andre the Giant Stripper

Number 530

Martin Scorsexe

Number 529

Martin Short

Number 528

Iain 'the Ass' Marshall

Number 527

Buzz, the Human Vibrator

Number 526

Michael Jackoffson

Number 525

Sister Maria

Number 524

Chucky the wood-humping gopher

Number 522 and 523

Elastic Willy, the Slithery One and Gary "Long and Hard" Slong

note-Gary has actually been known to break wooden boards with his penis

Number 521

Extra-Teresticles

Number 520

Pythagoras "The Triangle"

Number 519

Fortune Telling Alexi and his crystal balls.