700 Stripper Names

Across Two Continents men have united to catalogue the finest stripper names upon God's good Earth. Each member adds one name each day until the 700 mark is reached. (Please note that no whores/strippers were used in the creating of this list)

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Number 239

Vivica Fox the Red-Tailed Fox


Note: Actually a fox. As in the furry animal.

Number 238

Vincent Fox

Number 237

Bertha the Back-Bosomed Broad

Number 236

King Leer

Number 235

Pol Pot - Not the dictator

Number 234

The Dick-tator

Number 233

Franco the Frank

Number 232

Aleksandr Pushin

Number 230

General Sherman, the Southern Cannon

Number 231

Bald & Blind Bart, the Unnecessarily Sexual

Number 230

Naked Dan

Number 229

Greta the Predatory Exhibitionist

Number 228

Ancient Agatha Whitherfingers

Number 227

Mr. Beau Jangles

Number 225

Shoeless Joe Jackson, the Needlessly Specifically-Named Stripper

Number 226

Twenty-four-child Ursula the Aged

Number 224

Captain Hook

Number 223

Little Dicky

Number 222

Stubbs Harrington, the Handless Hunk

Number 221

Harlan the Rope-Crotch

Number 220

Carlos, the Princess of Monaco

Number 219

Easy Mark the Narcoleptic

Number 218

Urethra Franklin

Number 217

Polly the Pole Snake

Number 216

Sprained Ankle Susan, the Uncoordinated

Number 215

Bernie Buttrub

Number 215

Bernie Buttrub

Number 214

The Nookie Monster

Number 213

Elmo, the Red Wonder

Number 212

Jiggly Judith, the Donut Shop Stripper

Number 211

Gigolo Judas - Yours for twenty pieces.

Number 210

Paps

Number 209

Clarence Chlamydia

Number 208

Jake, the Hooded Wonder

Number 207

Terry Teabag

Number 206

Schlong Connery and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Number 205

Slitler Weingar, the Transylvania Sucker

Number 204

Chauncy, the Pennsylvania Penis

Number 203

Anaconda Al

Number 202

Samuel L. Jack-some

Number 201

Sammo Hung

Number 200

Malcolm Sex

Number 199

Edward 'Shaggy' Shaggertson and his hairless pooch.

Number 198

Rainer Maria Rilke, the Man in a Dress

Numbers 195, 196, and 197

Shad-Rack, Me-Shack, and To-Bed-We-Go


Note: The triplets' downtown venue is known as 'the Fiery Furnace'.

Number 194

Jerry Juggs, Your Abundantly Bosomed Buddy

Number 193

Sam Salmon, the Upstream Spawner

Number 192

Steamship Henry

Number 191

Pope Innocent XIV

Number 190

Carlisle the Naked Cyclist

Number 189

Lord Strippington

Number 188

Sir Prancelot

Number 187

Sherry Shinless, the Knee-high

Number 186

Chastity Virtue

Note: while only applied as one entry, this name applies to a shocking number of strippers the world over, including a large colony of strippers off the coast of the Roanoke Islands.

Number 185

Robinson Crusoe, the Lonesome Savage

Number 184

Minnnie Manhandler

Number 183

Stephen 'Hairy Hands' Brown

Number 182

Leo the Lady Snatcher

Number 181

Slim Jim Stevenson

Number 179

Manny McMasturbation

Number 180

Small-headed Steve, the Uninviting

Number 178

Makeout Megan, the Saliva Slurper

Number 177

Orgytron 2000 The Latest in Cyber Stripper Technology

Number 176

Quasimojo

Number 174

GAL 9000

Number 175

Sasquatch Sarah the Hairiest Woman in the North West

Number 173

Mandy Montana

Number 172

Button Mashing Ned Weak knees

Number 171

Tommy the Pinballed Wizard

Number 170

Lloyd The Human Penis

Number 169

The Human Torch

Number 168

Robin the Boy Wonder