Number 332

Mikhail "Nasty Bulge" Ivanovich



editors note: Nasty Bulge died of prostate cancer shortly after the blossoming of his career.

Number 331

Shakin' "I Can't Dance" Stevens

Number 330

Thrusting Thorax Tim

Number 329

PowerPoint, the IT Man

Number 328

Macro-Hard

Number 327

Sagging Sam the Flesh Mop

Number 326

Andrew "Doo Me" Brown

Number 325

Wes "Just Take a Bite" Burger

Number 324

Scrotor the Wrinkly Giant

Number 323

Ben Dover

Number 322

Honoré de Balzac

Number 321

Fleur Adcock

Number 320

Charles Dick-ins

Number 319

Josie and the Pussycats


Note: Josie is a 98 year old woman. Her fourteen pussycats are exactly that: pussycats.

Number 318

Seaman Sam, the Seductive Sailor

Number 317

Bronto-Sore-Ass, the Homoerotic Dinosaur

Number 316

Erostadon, the Erotic Dinosaur.


Note: Erostadon was briefly married to Tyrannosaurus SEX. Before their unfortunate breakup, they had a child, Number 317...

Number 315

Nards Barkley

Number 314

Pi. The stripper.

Number 313

Tiny, Whiney Phil, the Poorest Stripper in Canada

Number 312

Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six

Number 311

Timoteo, The Tongue-Taco

Number 310

Sam the Salsa Sandwich

Number 309

Jerry "Just Cheese"

Number 308

Horacio Hot 'n' Spicy